THE MAN

A sick pervert who exposes himself voyeuristically to the etheric "The Web", I_ai_r is a Greek American scholar.

THE COMPUTER

I write anything remotely worth a second of your time on this Thinkpad x230 I bought for maybe $150 in 2021. The first thing I did with it is watch No Game No Life and play Shin Megami Tensei 2, so you know it means business. Keep your daughter away from it.

Beautiful.

THE ORIGIN

Brooklyn New York City New York. I was christened by Carlos Beltran buckling at the most free fucking breaking ball ever. The only things that have granted me positive catharsis in my life are "Eli Manning" and "K-ON!". Despite having everything going for me at a young age, I have netted very little positive. I'm unsure if that'll change soon.

THE FUTURE

Have a billion dollars and know five languages and reintegrate into the European Union and fuck my wife every nanosecond of the day uninterrupted. I will also stop pretending that visual novels are literature.

THE FUTURE

Brett Baty.

THE LAND ACKNOWLEDGEMENT

I stand where I stand today thanks graciously to the Qatari government, who has bankrolled my pursuits for the past year or so. A full takeover from Qatar Sports Investments is expected soon.

THE NEAR-SIGHTED AND MEAN-SPIRITED CRITIQUE OF FRINGE INTERNET FETISHES

How could you possibly be into feederism?

THE BLUEPRINT

Imagine taking the metro into the city to cop a copy first thing in the morning and you see the twin towers in flames and then you also hear that they hit the fucking Pentagon. That's the anthem get your damn hands up

THE TEAMS

Panathinaikos, Arsenal, Mets, Giants, Knicks

THE RATHER POTENT AND TRIED AND TRUE STAND-IN FOR NATIONALISM

See above

THE BEST ALBUM

Probably Substance by New Order. "Sire! It's but a compilation" Suck my dick

THE ORIGIN (NAME)

怒首領蜂最大往生 (Dodonpachi Saidaioujou) (lit. Angry Bee Leader True Blissful Death). It's an arcade game that fucking sucks and you shouldn't play it. It's on the switch and there's little girls if you're into that.

THE PERSON WHOM I AM MOST GRACIOUS TO

You. Now read my blog