iair briefing november swoon + re-establishment of general principle

1. Tommy february6 - je t'aime ★ je t'aime

2. I have finally started to run again and I can feel my soul coming back as I write.

3. I've always been too receptive to the smallest details and it's done nothing but hurt me as a result. Whenever I wear my nice expensive noise cancelling headphones in an environment where I would prefer to have them, I can feel them graze against my scalp. It feels itchy. Uncomfortable. Even peels at my ears sometimes.

4. Every time a class registration period opens I watch my hope disappear within seconds. A lot of my proposed schedules are extremely elaborated, and I'm not sure whether or not any of them will be possible.

5. I'm tired of working and I want to eat dried fruit and yogurt forever

6. They always think that white boys can't enjoy sweet treats and always have to eat stuff like steak and eggs. I do enjoy some steak and eggs but yogurt is quite the sweet treat. And dried fruit too? I don't think you're ready for that.

7. iair meal advice: try cooking your oatmeal with strawberry yogurt. it is quite the sweet treat

8. iair meal advice: order from taco bell: 3 steak quesadillas, 1 grilled cheese steak burrito. That's like 2100 calories right there

9. Whenever I share a genuine piece of writing with someone it always seems to play out well. Well enough to know that I conveyed what I intended I feel at least. I should write and publish more genuine writing, but that would require having a plan, or even a concept of a plan first

10. Notification from iair publishing house: The unfinished novel "Standing At Shoulder Height of the World Unbeknownst To Self's Height", loosely based on lesbian sex and Buddhist ideas of reincarnation, will be published onto the site soon as a stiched together transcript in the Sanskrit language.

11. Some may consider this a massive victory for SOPs (not to be confused with the guys who record themselves ejaculating onto photos, although the correlation is there)

12. I've been reading David Foster Wallace's "The Pale King". It is extremely hard to read, and often times when it's not bullshit about Illinois tax law it is a random tangent in the middle of something completely unrelated that is so hilariously fucking profound that you forget that it won't even matter in the first place

13. More books should introduce like 500 characters and act like you should've known they were there to begin with.

14. I really like the part where the book ends up describing a schoolboy who's so perfect that everyone around him develops an irrational hatred towards him and conspires to hurt and kill him. It's as if Dallas Fort Worth knew one of these wunderkinds personally and projected his own hatred of them onto little poor Leonard. It's safe to say that this has happened to me before.

15. I know there's a big pack of Yakult waiting for me at home. I just need to get through these next 2 weeks and it's mine. Just one more exam. Several programming assignments to my knowledge. I'll have all of the delicious yogurt drinks as my heart desires. A sweet treat

16. In one of my many adventures outside I ended up seeing a girl wearing a jacket with the silhouette of a character which was almost certainly Cirno from The Touhou Project, alongside the number "9". It was a very discrete and nice design however, since I don't talk to women (married), I had to make the conscious decision not to compliment the jacket and accidentally leak the recipe, that of which being that I know about the elusive "doujin software series of The Touhou Project" or maybe the "doujin series of The Touhou Project" as in the "doujin series in which multimedia works are produced wherein the women explore eachothers crevices in a laviscious way that is frowned upon because the only people who know what sex is are 30-something year old Japanese men". I'm sorry for not pointing it out.

17. This event is in i_ai_r inaction lore alongside such characters such as "the guy talking about Attack on Titan in a Utah barbershop" and "the several guys I really should go to the gym with"

18. Blueface is free. I hope you know what this means

19. He was legitimately ahead of his time and his style is infinitely more palettable than whatever pedophiles are in the underground right now honestly I don't know and I don't particularly care

20. Disregard what I said above in the case of jack zebra

21. The reverberation of my footsteps in my apartment building's staircase reminds me of the spacy drums on "Perspective" by P-MODEL.

22. I saw a raccoon friend on my way down recently, but I scared him away. I'm sorry if you were going to eat. I'm sorry.

23. Blogposts will decrease in size up until morale improves.